This flippant email caught a dude in just the right frame of mind to hire me....
Hello-
I have worked in a great many office settings and know my way around a stapler.
I see no reason to think that I can't hammer this out weeks before your deadline
as I am trying to get clients to say wonderful things about my skillset. I have
no other demands on my time at this time, Love to get to work immediately!
You can confidently pick me because I am a former tighthead prop and we are
known for our dependablity.
Which of the required job skills do
you feel you are strongest at?
My imagination will be my strongest asset to this project, even more so if i am
permitted to be a bit cheeky. Tastefully cheeky. You may find people reading
your catalog for laughs if you decide to go my way. People passing your catalog
about because the copywriter slipped a few zingers in. Then you cause an
Artificial scandal when you recall the catlogs because of the cheekiness, or sack
the copy-writing department??
Of course, the above scenario is only one of the outcomes.
I could easily write it as flatly stale and boring as you would like it.
Or it could be something like this....
For the mid-level paper products manger on the go, you are really stepping up
in the world now with the KIKALONG mobile height enhancement system. Now
available in seven designer colors designed by experts to bring out the dreamiest
eye colors and to ellicit sighs of longing from whomever your target audience is
as long as it's being done after work hours and the workplace is strictly off-limits.
This is a durable metal stool with wheels and no skid steps. Attractively priced at
33.25 these won't last long! The wheels of this beauty are chromium steel beauty'
and will leave no rubber skidmarks like out competitors do. Gain a new perspective
from an altitude 2 feet closer to heaven.
Hello-
I have worked in a great many office settings and know my way around a stapler.
I see no reason to think that I can't hammer this out weeks before your deadline
as I am trying to get clients to say wonderful things about my skillset. I have
no other demands on my time at this time, Love to get to work immediately!
You can confidently pick me because I am a former tighthead prop and we are
known for our dependablity.
My imagination will be my strongest asset to this project, even more so if i am
permitted to be a bit cheeky. Tastefully cheeky. You may find people reading
your catalog for laughs if you decide to go my way. People passing your catalog
about because the copywriter slipped a few zingers in. Then you cause an
Artificial scandal when you recall the catlogs because of the cheekiness, or sack
the copy-writing department??
Of course, the above scenario is only one of the outcomes.
I could easily write it as flatly stale and boring as you would like it.
Or it could be something like this....
For the mid-level paper products manger on the go, you are really stepping up
in the world now with the KIKALONG mobile height enhancement system. Now
available in seven designer colors designed by experts to bring out the dreamiest
eye colors and to ellicit sighs of longing from whomever your target audience is
as long as it's being done after work hours and the workplace is strictly off-limits.
This is a durable metal stool with wheels and no skid steps. Attractively priced at
33.25 these won't last long! The wheels of this beauty are chromium steel beauty'
and will leave no rubber skidmarks like out competitors do. Gain a new perspective
from an altitude 2 feet closer to heaven.
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