THEY WANTED THIS
We are seeking an experienced copywriter to create original product descriptions for men's and women's apparel that fit in with the style of our current product descriptions. The first batch will be 20 products. Descriptions are between 30-100 words.

This is what they got.....

check  out what  happened when someone tried to make me write ordinary copy....
www.myclipfile.blogspot.com

what they got was the J PETERMAN catalog ON CRACK

Here is my idea....

Let me go ROGUE on your  catalog....

I will create an artistic vision FOR YOU
inspired by deadline pressure and hyper caffeinationSend me your first batch.
You will get ART back.
The rest is a marketing legend  in the making.

What would happen if you hired hired a genius, BEFORE HE SOLD OUT.

You can then try to "Make my copy more __________" friendly in a series of emails that will become part of the literary legend....You must have a WEISENHEIMER in your office....

Someone to manage me who doesn't get me....Or a complete fictive office somebody who is very efficient with the numbers and whatnot, keeps your office running, etc.... the kind of person that always winds up HATING the fact that I ENJOY MY WORK!

There's one at every job...."He's having too much fun, I will put a stop to this!"